Mix ground beef, Dale's, and coffee together. Allow to marinate for 30 minutes.
Cook bacon over medium heat until fat is rendered and bacon is somewhat crisp (or cook until the doneness you like is achieved). Put on paper towels.
If you haven't already, cook 4 eggs sunny side up (or again, cook the way you like them).
Grill burger (or cook in skillet if you do not have a grill) for 3-4 minutes on each side.
While burger is cooking, combine all the ingredients for your condiment, and place aside.